February 2012
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Why is it that every time I tell someone I'm a...
Today it was hot cheetos.
Whoops.
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Sunday is fun our day.
<3
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We’re flawed because we want so much more. We’re ruined because we...
– Jon Hamm as Don Draper, Mad Men
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Why I love tumblr.
Because it’s comforting to know that there are many other people in this world who are obsessed with their cats just like me.
January 2012
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The Bachelor.
Why is Courtney crazy? No, no, crazy is an understatement. Why is Courtney a psychopath? Her piercing eyes scare me.
And most of all….why does the bachelor look like one of the cavemen straight outta those Geico commercials?
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Jason Segel + The Muppets = Awesome
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Woohoo!!! McDonald’s Burgers Come from Grass Fed... →
LOLOLOLOLOL.
Is this a joke? Unfortunately not. ALL CAFO COWS START OUT ON RANCHES. AND THEY’RE NOT EVEN THERE FOR THAT LONG. If they were truly ‘grass-fed’ that would mean they spent their entire lives eating grass, you know, what they were made to eat….instead of corn and other stuff that shouldn’t be fed to a cow, or any living thing for that matter (chicken...
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A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth.
– Barney Stinson (the one and only)
timehealsmost asked: I wish I had HIMYM to watch. I know your situation, my mom just told me to keep my phone with me because I'm her designated driver. Hahaha, but I don't mind the relaxation of a Saturday night.
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Saturday night.
My mother is going out while I sit at home watching How I Met Your Mother wishing I had a group of friends like them.
My life is so sad.
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I’ve seen about 5 Humane Society commercials in the past 2 hours. In addition to starting my day off with that pamphlet, God obviously wants me to a) cry myself to sleep from the haunting images (I’m very sensitive when it comes to animals) and b) have nightmares all night long.
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December 2011
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Interactive Solar System →
Dis is cool. And I’m glad they included Pluto in the solar system still. That poor planet never gets a break. Just let him stay in the club!
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Welcome 2012.
Before you start I have some requests:
1. Let this be a fun and adventurous year.
2. Let this be a productive year.
3. Let’s skip any bullshit this year… it’s getting old.
4. Don’t let the world end.
Now I’m not sure if I should be directing this set of requests towards God or 2012 itself… but either way, please and thank you.
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Aaaaaaaand I’m over this week already. Dear next week and new year: chop chop! hurry it up!
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Whenever I hear people say clean food is expensive, I tell them it’s...
– Joel Salatin, Founder of Polyface Farm
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November 2011
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